We know that an occasional person will drop their drawers along the METRO light rail line every once in a while. Heck, you would really have to be a prude to worry too much about some innocent fun like that, right?
Well, every once in a while, we hear about stupid people doing some really stupid things. Take the chick that was riding a train buck-ass naked last week. Turns out, she did some pretty stupid things.
Ok, so I’m not gonna lie, the first thought I had was that it sounded kind of funny. Hey, they have poles on the trains, maybe she was practicing her craft. After learning more about what happened, I didn’t really find it all that amusing.
After reading the AZCentral article that mentioned court documents revealing that the lady “removed all of her clothing on the light rail while it was moving near 19th Avenue and Camelback Road at about 7 p.m.” ( I have a feeling it wasn’t exactly what the train riders were expecting to see that evening.) When this “lady” decided to hit and spit on an officer, I think she lost the right to be called funny. Since this is a family-friendly show, I’ll try to refrain from too many remarks.
Our Phoenix Police officers have way more important things to do. I’m sure you will be shocked to hear that authorities believe she was under the influence of drugs during her little performance.
Hopefully, the next time we hear about someone dropping their drawers on one of the trains, it will just have been for fun…